knurdle

Pronounced "Ka-nerd-ul."

A perfectly formed, bumpy shaped, small, hard turd.

"Ewww! There's a knurdle on the living room carpet!!"

by Skycop August 16, 2016

knurd

the original spelling of nerd.
started at MIT as in drunk backwards, saying that nerds are sober.

What a knurd.

by GëkBoy May 8, 2003

knurdle

To drop food down your clean top leaving a stain, while eating with other people who notice.

Origination: Marlow, Buckinghamshire, UK. Originated from the the Holidge family,

oops, I knurdled
Did you just knurdle?

by Paul Groves November 9, 2007

knurd

knurd which is drunk backwards, it means the same thing as drunk. its used when people want to say to drunk but dont want people to know. its also sometimes pronouced knurd-d-d-d-d as you may stutter as you would be drunk.

person 1- bruv im so knurd right now
person 2- well im knurd-d-d-d-d

by bulbalot June 28, 2009

knurd

It's drunk backwords, its just a code word, like kcuf (fuck) and drater (retard).

Man I was still knurd after last night.

by The ultimate man who knows everything December 17, 2006

knurd

TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!! WOOO HOOOOO (a shitty code name for drunk.....)

dude i want to knurd tonight so badly

by me February 14, 2003

Knurd

When you're really drunk and go home and they're super drunk too.

Dude I went home last night and it was so funny we were all knurd

by Jablover123 June 8, 2015