I Dream of Jeannie

I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it.

best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.

tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.

Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.

You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.

Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.

Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.

If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.

by I wish i was Jeannie. So do yo January 3, 2010

Janniel

Cool ass nigga always got your back whem you need him fine,and loyal asf

Janniel the best nigga I evea had

by Darreus November 23, 2018

jaynnie

A friendship between two famous YouTubers / Musers, Annie Leblanc and Jayden Bartels (also known as missjaydenb)

“jaynnie is better than kannie”
“i hope for more jaynnie parts in the vlog”

by bratayleyscharm November 6, 2017

jdannie

Jdannie is a person how will laugh a lot but never stop laughing. She is pretty and get sick easily. You can easily get on her nerves and will you will easily regret it

Omg you are a Jdannie

by Trisha 1227cln!! May 14, 2018

Jeannie

An enchanting muse; an intelligent, highly creative woman, who bewitches and mesmerizes the one she feels fated to enjoin until this one is enraptured. She is a force of nature, a feminine divine, protector of her eclectic and often arcane beliefs; she is love and she is justice. She is the feminine unraveled, her energy pure and potent. Your wishes dissolve in her presence as trite and unnecessary. She grants all that is needed.

That one’s a total Jeannie; he’ll ask her what that witchy term means in mythology.

Guy stands no chance; that Jeannie wants him.

by Mr. Salad November 23, 2021

Jannie Schippert

A Jannie Schippert is a girl who is otherwise known as a "hoe extrordinaire. Jannie Schippert's sleep around with anything with a pulse. Yes that means animals. A Jannie Schippert may not know what they are untill told, and may remain in denial for months. If you find one don't turnher over to counsleing, find the closest pimp to get her to work.

Guy #1: Dang! I heard that girl slept with Greag and Darnell last night.

Guy #2: Yea, yea, I also heard she slept with Darnell's gerbil.

Guy #1: She's definitely a Jannie Schippert!

by BigBlackBro April 30, 2009

chad and jeannie

The best couple anyone will ever see. Jeannie is always so loving and caring for everyone around her while chad is temperamental yet level headed and jeannie has the magic touch to clam him and his rage inturn chad teaches he new kinky things in bed and show her that she is worth everything this world has to give

I wish we could have a relationship as chad and jeannie does

by Thefactsrthere March 9, 2021