Cropple Juicing

When one sews up their asshole for 3 weeks in order to build up a significant amount of fecal matter. They then fuck someone's asshole, and pulls out to reveal a gaping asshole. They then unsew their ass and shit into the gaping ass, making sure to lick off any of the shit that misses and/or drips off. The gaping ass is then fisted so that it gets pushed up through the ass and then is vomited out. This vomit-shit is then used for urethral fingering lube. In order to prevent getting a UTI, both parties urinate out the vomit-shit, which is what is called "cropple juice".

1: Dude, I love cropple juicing.

2: Cool.

by Smegmar is My Favorite Pokemon October 28, 2017

justining

1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block

4.) Making out with really ugly girls

5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state

Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.

I've been justining so often I think I have mono.

Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!

by meowtown23 October 20, 2014

grape juicing

A sexual act where one person puts multiple grapes into another's anus until they all burst and the receiver drinks the juice directly from the anus

Dude have you tried grape juicing? It's the best way to make a smoothy!

by fuck feminism May 23, 2016

justinge3

A youtube comedian with dozens of videos to date. He is most noted for his guitar-oriented humor, both real guitar and Guitar Hero and Rock Band, although recently he has expanded into becoming the best at other activities such as basketball and becoming a clown.

He is most famous for his trademark phrase "I Rock", used in nearly every video, as well as his usage of the number 3. He has garnered criticism from some youtube members for not really playing guitar hero or the real guitar in his videos, but obviously these members fail to recognize him as a comedian.

justinge3 rocks. I've watched his videos 333 times each.

by Vince50 June 27, 2008

Justening

When someone has the power to always be late

"That kid is always Justening, he is never early"

by Larry Cabbage June 24, 2016

grape juicing

The act of complaining about things you don't actually want to do something about, aka faux-whine.

Project lead: "Oh, man, I'm really tired of doing this job all by myself."

New guy: "Hey, I'd love to help, show me how!"

Project lead: "Oh, I don't know when I'd find the time. I'm just so busy."

New guy: "Dude, stop grape juicing and either let someone else help or stop bitching."

by CatPope March 17, 2014

nut juicing

Testicles that are stimulated and massaged to the point of ejaculation.

My girl gave me a nut juicing last night that blew my load across the room.

by Ballboy October 24, 2017