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Jürgen

Name of Pewdiepie's horse in Minecraft
Come back here Jürgen
by NeotheP June 29, 2019
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jurenovich

A person who thinks he's good at sports, especially fantasy sports, but in reality sucks.
That kid is a real Jurenovich.
by A Forlorn Negro July 25, 2003
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Juuben

1) Pinching, biting, twisting, slapping, punching, kicking or whipping large titties.

2) Listening intently and totally grooving to "Johnny The Fox" by Thin Lizzy at ear splitting volume sometimes while pinching, twisting, slapping, punching, kicking, or whipping large titties in the back of a black Cadillac.

3) Sometimes but not necessarily chooglin down on skid row where only black men can go and shady deals unravel.

4) Cleverly concealing ones stash during the act of breaking out a bottle while being sly, slick and subtle.
Juuben female prison guards is a popular pastime in North Texas.

According to a recent study done by MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology); juuben and chooglin daily can reduce stress, prevent high blood pressure, increase stamina and promote healthy teeth and gums.

Those guys in Boss Tweed are constantly juuben and chooglin.

Gato is juuben Zoeys brains out.
by Mortarhead November 3, 2012
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Jürgen

how tf does jürgen get all those hoes?” “dude, hes a man whore.”
by yeetyboybaahahaha February 14, 2019
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Jurgen Klopp

Jurgen Klopp is a German professional soccer/football manager (originally managing for Borussia Dortmund) for the English side, Liverpool. Liverpool FC is one of the best teams in the Premier League and would've won the 18/19 title over Manchester City if out-of-the-box goals counted as two. His famous catchphrase is "Boom!" and can train players to get out of their comfort zone and go in different positions. For example, Jurgen could get a left-mid to play as a left-back. He has made many major signings over the years. Like, Virgil Van Dijk for 75 million pounds and Mohammed Salah for 42 million pounds. His smile is also unforgettable but not as good as Ronaldinho's.
"Jurgen Klopp is probably the best manager Dortmund and Liverpool has ever wished for!" - Liverpool FC Fan
"At least he's better than Emery!" - Tottenham Spurs Fan
"Looks like it's a Tottenham fan..." - Arsenal FC Fan
by AidanTES July 9, 2019
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Jurjen

to pull a Jurjen: Getting blaimed for something you didn't do.
A: I got thrown out of the window by some guys and I got punished for it.
B: Wow, you totally pulled a Jurjen!
by mockingCat May 16, 2009
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Jurgens

Jurgens's are usually blessed with a permanently semi-erect penis, also referred to as an "uzzi". They known to be successful businessmen.
"Had an incredible night in bed with Chad last night, he is definitely a Jurgens."
by Truth246 January 18, 2017
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