Proof that were fucked.
by Human July 29, 2003
A really fat bitch - typically of an ethnicity other than Caucasoid. The term whale, on the other hand, can be used to describe a fat bitch who is white.
by h8er June 05, 2005
A term used to refer to the rectal and anal condition of inflammation, chaffing, moisture, and subsequent great red spot, similar to that geographically found on the planet of Jupiter.
After mowing the lawn in late August wearing a tight pair of Wrangler's, Paul developed a serious Jupiter.
by novelty February 06, 2006
Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.
by Dutch May 02, 2003
Jupiter is the best person you'll ever meet, they like to hang out with their friends. Jupiters could get pretty aggressive sometimes and will only be mean to you if you get on their bad side, they're also the nicest person you could ever meet! although Jupiters are sometimes sad and when that happens they never want to see anyone but they also want someone to tell them its okay. If you have a Jupiter, take care of them and dont lose them! they are very protective of their friends and will get mad if u mess with them. They love hugging people and talking.
Person 1: woah! have you seen that person? they look cool
Person 2: Yeah that's Jupiter! They're actually my friend, all i can say is that im very lucky to have them.
Person 1: i'm gonna go talk to them!
Person 2: Yeah that's Jupiter! They're actually my friend, all i can say is that im very lucky to have them.
Person 1: i'm gonna go talk to them!
by helloiamcoolright September 27, 2021
Jupiter is usually your left nut
by Jepetocavale October 20, 2006