The belief that one accepts God-Emperor Juneau the Big White Dog as their rightful overlord and savior above all other gods (and/or dogs) and pledges oneself to Him in eternal devotion and servitude.
I practice Juneauism by starting every day with a prayer: May God-Emperor Juneau, the goodest boy (Praise be unto him!) permit us to bask in his cuteness for all eternity and deliver unto us salvation! Woof! (Amen!)
by Juneauworshipper October 14, 2022
Get the juneauism mug.A jungaless is a term used in the Bahamas to describe femals that have pink, blue, green or freaky colored hair wears skin tight clothing with parts of their body, talk loud and use profanity and is usually seen in Cock Tails & Dream (Jungalass Night Club of the Bahamas) dancing on their head and would have no problem opening up a beer with their teeth!
Did you see that jungaless in Cock Tails and Dream last night dancing on her head.
Girl you better stop acting like a jungaless.
Girl you better stop acting like a jungaless.
by Beatrice Taylor February 7, 2008
Get the jungaless mug.Someone who specializes in the playing and winning of the 1981 Konami arcade classic, Jungler. They are considered an unorganized cult and as such are known to identify each other in large crowds via a system of "calling out", where one Jungalo exclaims "I just beat you in "Jungler", the following reply is often something along the lines of "BULLSHIT!"
Jungalos are often hostile towards each other and are especially so during their time playing the game itself. The challenge of the game and the required concentration means that a Jungalo interrupted mid game, will become immediately aggressive.
Jungalos are often hostile towards each other and are especially so during their time playing the game itself. The challenge of the game and the required concentration means that a Jungalo interrupted mid game, will become immediately aggressive.
"I was just asking that dude using the Jungler machine guy where the bathrooms were and he punched me! I had no way of knowing he was a Jungalo!"
"Man, i was walking to my car and some Jungalo bitch said he beat my 180,000 score in the Jungler machine at Rob's. I told him "Fuck No." and got in my car. Now he knows......"
"Man, i was walking to my car and some Jungalo bitch said he beat my 180,000 score in the Jungler machine at Rob's. I told him "Fuck No." and got in my car. Now he knows......"
by Mikemcn April 6, 2010
Get the Jungalo mug.The capitol city of Alaska. Population of approximately 30,000 with nearly 30% being unemployed male douche bags that strut around the bars like they're the shit. The average Juneau douche bag only gets laid once every other year and it's usually to a 300 lb Chlamydia infested whale. Can also be used to describe a Juneau female that is a 2 but thinks she's a 10. A very common occurance in Southeast Alaska.
by AKCoug February 21, 2011
Get the Juneau Douche Bags mug.1.) A Bahamian term for a loud, abrasive woman. They are generally ill-cultured, but this is not always the case; some can appear to be very lady like, aka "high class jungalist".
They exhibit very little control over their emotions. They are prune to loud outburst of emotions with very little shame, remorse or care of consequence. They are often attention seekers.
Jungalist have also been known to wear loud, bright and neon colored clothes and hair styles; often clashing.
Jungalist are frequently known to be involved in girl fights and have been known to fight men. They often travel in groups and can be found in most ghetto bars or low to middle class night clubs.
2.) Term derived from the "Fox Hill" community local bar and night spot, "The Jungle Club". Was a nickname for the young women in the area who patronize this establishment.
3) J.I.T (Jungalist In Training) - adolescent girl with jungalist traits aka "jungle Bunny"
They exhibit very little control over their emotions. They are prune to loud outburst of emotions with very little shame, remorse or care of consequence. They are often attention seekers.
Jungalist have also been known to wear loud, bright and neon colored clothes and hair styles; often clashing.
Jungalist are frequently known to be involved in girl fights and have been known to fight men. They often travel in groups and can be found in most ghetto bars or low to middle class night clubs.
2.) Term derived from the "Fox Hill" community local bar and night spot, "The Jungle Club". Was a nickname for the young women in the area who patronize this establishment.
3) J.I.T (Jungalist In Training) - adolescent girl with jungalist traits aka "jungle Bunny"
Tell ya jungalist sister get out my yard and stop making noise.
Dat jungalist hair match her lemon and lime outfit.
Dat jungalist hair match her lemon and lime outfit.
by Draker31 September 23, 2009
Get the Jungalist mug.A character in the not-quite-popular comic-inspired-by-manga Mark Of The Succubus. It's his job to make sure that the rules of the Demon world, Erebus, are being followed. The leader of Erebus enslaves Junael by using illegal human magic, that turns him into a puppet.
by Junael July 25, 2007
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