juggernaut bitch

The single greatest video dub of all time. Takes an x-men cartoon clip and follows the main character, the Juggernaut.

Yea it's the Juggernaut Bitch!

by Jeff Jeezy June 11, 2006

juggernaut

The manliest state of being. Basically being able to do any of the following: chop down trees with your penis, eat rocks for breakfast and shit out gunpowder, headbutt your front door open, causing it to splinter into pieces, jump off a cliff and break your fall with your face, wrestle sharks, kill a bear with your bare hands, etc.

Holy shit, it's a Juggernaut. Run like Hell!

by LCpl Ross July 2, 2005

the juggernaut bitch

A video of the juggernaut kicking the x-men's asses. Dubbed into hilarity using slang and alot of use of the word BITCH.

juggernaut: you cant harm me are you a fucking ASS?!

juggernaut: im the juggernaut BITCH!
Charles: hey hey! ya im talkin to you, yo momma dresses you ass funny
juggernaut: shut the fuck up charles, BEAT jo ass! ARRHH!*throws bed*

juggernaut: I will beat the SHIT out yo ass charles, I will beat the shit out yo ass WITH charles as a matter of fact, I dun give a fuck, IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by lollskates May 13, 2006

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch

You don't fuck with the Juggernaut because he's the Juggernaut Bitch!

*Juggernaut busts through the door*

I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!

by The Real Jink July 30, 2008

Battling the brown juggernaut

To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut

Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."

by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008

Juggernaut

Marvel Comics X-Men villain. Also the baddest mothafucker in the world. Have you even seen a costume like his? He'll hit you with your own pimp, pimp smack your ass, make you his hooker, and then it'll be time for him to take his prize. Do you not know who he is?

Are you a fuckin' ass? Do you not know who I am? He must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut...BITCH! Im'ma hit you with yo' own pimp!

by Colin P. M. June 11, 2006

Juggernaut

1. Refers to a person or machine that is unstoppable; the "tank" of a group.

2. A villain from X-Men with a cone-shaped helmet.

1. "Man, that new mobile weapon is gonna be our juggernaut."

2. "Do you know who I am? You must not know who I am. I'm the Juggernaut Bitch!!!"

by Sleeper723 April 18, 2006