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jpmoney

nickname for a person you meet who is one badass mother fucker.
watch out these people are very good at anything they do.
usually very wealthy and powerful person and could wipe you off this planet in a blink of an eye.
Scarface - "Who you think your messing with?" "I'M Tony Montana(jpmoney)" "You fuck with me, your fucking with the best.

one of the best examples out there
by Tony Montivelle September 25, 2007
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JPMP

That's crazy funny...JPMP!
I'm scared...JPMP!
by mhriverbank July 2, 2008
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jpmo

Becky for real jpmo with her bullshit.
by the_small1 June 1, 2017
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JPMP

Just Pissed My Pants used to express excitement or laughter. As in the term "What a pisser" which originated back east. Just Pissed My Pants is a way to say LOL or very funny and was originated by Mr. Jody Sigmund during a text message conversation. Not to be confused by the acronym JPMP Just Pooped My Pants which is actually not very funny at all.
That was so funny I JPMP!
by ZiggyWiseGuy December 15, 2009
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jpmeyer

He is a pokemon named psychatog. He pretends to be cool and I think that he is. He is on mIRC a lot and he enjoys playing multiplayer notebad. He abuses people to host his stupid pictures.
JPmeyer, JPmeyer, Jaaaaay Peeeee Mire!
by Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law September 9, 2004
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JPMorgan Chase & Co.

A multinational bank and a holdings company that does a great deal of business in the financial world.

They estimate a Revenue Stream of over 99.2 Billion Dollars annually.

Their Subsidiaries are Chase Bank, J.P. Morgan & Co, and WePay

Services they offer are products such as : Asset Management, Treasury Services, Private Banking, Business Credit, and more.

This is one of the banks that most people call one of the "big banks".
Broker: How's work?
Friend: It's ok, JPMorgan Chase & Co. is really stressing me out about mortgage bond rates.
by EazieWeezie May 17, 2018
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JpMorgan

A big ol bitch who sucks at debate and cant speak to women without flexing his forehead
JpMorgan is a bitch
by hewhomwins November 13, 2021
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