An extremely awkward couple. Cringeworthy couple who never kiss or make physical contact. The female generally rejects the males attempts to flirt.
Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Their attempts to flirt are mentally scarring.
Guy: Poor Kenny tried to kiss his girl, but instead received a nervous laugh and pat on the back.
Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
Guy 2: that's brutal. A Joelah couple at its finest.
by Not Eliza and Serafina June 25, 2016
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by Ashley457 March 17, 2019
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Jolanda is a baddy.
by Youremumsdog June 19, 2020
Get the Jolanda mug.1) Puerto Rican slang for asshole (anus)
2) Another word for potholes (holes in roads)
3) Synonym for the lowest part of a hillside, used commonly in Puerto Rico to describe "el campo"
4) Synonym for "joyo", "joyete", "culo" and "fondillo"
2) Another word for potholes (holes in roads)
3) Synonym for the lowest part of a hillside, used commonly in Puerto Rico to describe "el campo"
4) Synonym for "joyo", "joyete", "culo" and "fondillo"
Examples:
1) "Esta muchachita se fue con el joyanco caga'o pa' la escuela, coño."
2) "Esa carretera está llena de joyancos, puñeta."
3) "Muchacho, ese jíbaro vive en una joyanca bien cabrona..."
4) "¡Vete a coger por el joyanco, bugarrón!
1) "Esta muchachita se fue con el joyanco caga'o pa' la escuela, coño."
2) "Esa carretera está llena de joyancos, puñeta."
3) "Muchacho, ese jíbaro vive en una joyanca bien cabrona..."
4) "¡Vete a coger por el joyanco, bugarrón!
by Dark Paul March 26, 2013
Get the Joyanco mug.A awkward relationship in which the male is madly in love with the female, but refuses to do anything, making the female feel as though the male is not at all interested.
The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.
The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
The female also tends to have a hobby she finds more interesting than the male, and often stands him up at dates because she has better things to do regarding said hobby.
The relationship consisted of minimal communication, and absolutely no physical or eye contact.
Example 1
Male: "I love you"
Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"
Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
Male: "I love you"
Female: "Lol"
Bystander: "Joelah"
Female: "He doesn't even like me"
Example 2
Male: "Do you want to go to the movies with me?"
Female: "Sorry, I have to brush my horse's tail."
#joelah
by Not Serafina and Eliza July 3, 2016
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