The reason why we men get morning wood and random boners. Even if we haven't seen her, read about her or ever heard about her.
Yep, she's that good.
Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
Yep, she's that good.
Also, she would be a nice avatar for God.
by JcDent June 17, 2007
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She is the most beautiful woman alive. Her best work as an actress may have been as "Lisa" in "Girl, Interrupted" and "Gia" as the title character. She should also be noted for her dedication to philanthropic work, even going so far as to adopt children from impoverished countries.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
She is also Brad Pitt's new lover, which is a definite step up from his former one. Her one flaw may be her marked lack of derriere, but I suppose that can be overlooked in favor or her other attributes.
by Beatrix Kiddo July 20, 2006
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i am a straight female and i would do her. she is that hot.
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Straight Teenage Boy: i cant hang out tonight coz im gonna watch Original Sin tonight so i can see Angelina Jolie naked.
Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
Straight Teenage Girl: Awesome! can i watch with you???
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Womanish soft plus Manly rough
Mysterious yet Visible
Vicious yet Loving
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a Babe yet a Mother
Bittersweet,
Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.
Womanish soft plus Manly rough
Mysterious yet Visible
Vicious yet Loving
Cool yet Hot
Tough yet Tender
a Babe yet a Mother
Bittersweet,
Angelina is the epitome of a Walking Contradiction.
angelina jolie going to the poverty stricken country riding a motor bike...thats an ulimate Angsty Angel
by bettyimages August 6, 2006
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by Mico May 13, 2005
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