skins justification

After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.

I know,I did five full hours of Skins justification

by ElectricWalrusContrabassoon May 31, 2011

Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"

by Gaius315 March 16, 2022

jollification

what a guy feels when he meets a really hot chick on an online dating website.

"John felt a great deal of "JOLLIFICATION" when he saw the pictures of his newest online match."

by iruletheuniverse April 9, 2008

Josification

Josification( singular noun)(

Negative meaning: -procrastination, delaying, always late but shows up with an attitude, doesn't call much but would love to receive a call

positive meaning:- loves friends, is cool, open to experience, cares a lot about friends

verb (josifies, josifying, josified)
shannnon always josifies when it comes to studying.

Josification has become a problem with present youths.

by Mr. Nerd September 30, 2012

justification

Justification, verb, the act of making excuses for your foolish actions. Can be used as another form of blagging.

justification of why you shagged your sister is easy

by Pickle March 8, 2005

justification

The act of making something extremely gay and jewish; named after Justin

Skateboarding was totally cool until it underwent a complete justification.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003

jobification

The practice of taking any character from a short story by Stephen King and
altering them into a cyberpunk type
character in order to make the new movie
more popular and as an excuse for the
presence of eye candy.

The central villain in Mangler II was
the victim of jobification.

by Miss Lulu November 8, 2003