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A funny girl one to have everyones back when they need it the most. A girl that whats to have a good dose of fun every once in a while. Jordies usually play sports and succeed at them. They have lots of friends. Their friends always try to be as good as them but can never be as good.
You have so many friends that look up to you, so i'm guessing your a Jordie.
Jordie by Dogandsoftbal31710 November 11, 2017
A crackheaded player who feeds on Lg's and treats them like items and ditches them if he gets bored. He's a lowlife loser who gets high and forgets everything. He's lived double life than he remembers. And he's an Albacore Tuna.

He better learn fast cuz when he messes with the wrong family, he's gonna get it.

Hey jordies!!! BETTER WATCH YOUR HAIR!!!!
Jordie: You are so hot!
Lg: o rlly? thanks
Jordie (while LG's friends are in a bathtub): You wanna go out?
LG: yes

3 hours later
Jordie(on facebook): It's over
LG: pissed
Jordie by Snack Kit April 10, 2010
A mexican that lays bricks, works for nothing, worthless, off the boarder,
hey dude i heard you got jordie working at your house

yeah man its awesome
Jordie by Jman WASSUP April 12, 2005
A cyoote little crack-head that smiles like a retard but hesh still cyoote. Prolly hash a gf irl but who cares. ^^
"Misha and Riffin are both obsessed with Jordie but neither of them are getting him."
Jordie by Riffin October 3, 2003
Another reason why America Got Attacked
Jordan's an American?..Shit we all better get to Africa
Jordie by Lesley March 24, 2004
An extremely gay individual who hides their sexuality through gay jokes that relate to them somehow
"Stop saying that you jordie"
Jordie by NiggyNog November 27, 2016