Definitions by Riffin

Jastin 

one who houses evil rat cretaures in imense out-of-date blonde mullet and goes out with bessie the cow-like gold-digger bcuz he cent get ne1 else. and PAYS ATTENTION IN CLASS. *-shuns-*

...Jastin. (mustard)

Jastin by Riffin June 10, 2006

Antny 

doode. antny. i want him. hes HAWT. and he rocks. so shna. there yehz haff it. antny. (didnt scheenk riffin could want ne1 didja now?)

me fahter seys yehr steupid.

Antny by Riffin November 19, 2003

Turtle 

Almost the Riffin, but not quite.

"Your'e not Riffin, but yehr Turtle"

Turtle by Riffin October 3, 2003

Riffin 

a.k.a, Riffin Rowell. Rockinest bitch ever to pick up a guitar. Bow down to the Riffin.

"Man, I wish I could be The Riffin One."

Riffin by Riffin October 3, 2003

Marklar 

Here on Marklar, we use the word Marklar to describe any perosn place of thing.

Stan: But doesn't that get confusing?

Marklar: Oh, no, its quite simple. Hey, Marklar!

Marklar: Yes?

Marklar by Riffin October 3, 2003

Jordie 

A cyoote little crack-head that smiles like a retard but hesh still cyoote. Prolly hash a gf irl but who cares. ^^

"Misha and Riffin are both obsessed with Jordie but neither of them are getting him."

Jordie by Riffin October 3, 2003