Joosted

The act of starting a new groupchat whilst leaving one person - the “joost”, out

Marcus: thank god we joosted tomas. he was getting on my nerves

by jjsbvsva May 3, 2020

Jooste

A demon that Keeps you awake at night and lives in your English class

It's Jooste , where is the cross

by Raider768 September 15, 2020

joost

The best, coolest, hottest fucking dude you'll meet.

Joost is so cool! I wanna suck his dick!

by J-Foose February 21, 2018

Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"

by Peldon March 25, 2004

joost

A shitty program that lets you watch crappy TV over the interwebs. Only available if you run windows or Mac OSX.

Guy 1. "Hey, have you checked out Joost?"
Guy 2. "No, but I heard its more useless than a mules sack, I think I'll stick with hulu or megavideo."

by crazy1291 March 1, 2009

Joost

A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.

Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!

by Greetzz May 23, 2008

Joost

One who cheats blantently in what he/she does. uses outside help to accomplish a semi easy task

Sammy Sosa was a Joost when he used performance enhancing drugs while he played in the MLB.

by Bob Engleson November 6, 2006