Joosted

When you’re extremely high

Yea joosted bro, you?

by Joosted October 12, 2020

Joost A

A guy who is younger than most people in his grade. Meaning small dick. This is a disadvatage for him and he tends to be fat, but has really cozy sweat shirts.

Dam it im such a Joost A. At least i still have my sweatshirts.

by hehe101 October 19, 2009

Joost

Can be used to replace any word in the planet. Deriving from 90 joost in the early 21st century by a pack of retarded fuckers

Fuck my joost
Lick my dirty joost
Fuck me in my joost pipe
Do you want to shag me joost?

by 90 joost July 14, 2017

Joosted

The act of starting a new groupchat whilst leaving one person - the “joost”, out

Marcus: thank god we joosted tomas. he was getting on my nerves

by jjsbvsva May 3, 2020

Jooste

A demon that Keeps you awake at night and lives in your English class

It's Jooste , where is the cross

by Raider768 September 15, 2020

Joost

A Dutch Mentalist, who resides in the East London. Instantly recognisable from a strange tic, which involves the placement of his right hand to his forehead at 30 second intervals. Hobbies include making guys happy, and being a muse for hard drinking poets.

"I am Joost, it rhymes with Toast"
"I must go home and make a guy happy"
"I think you are making a pause out of what I am saying"

by Peldon March 25, 2004

Joost

A man who can't see its own penis because he is to fat.

Im to fat, im a total Joost!
Dude, you are such a Joost!

by Greetzz May 23, 2008