Jonny Clark

When someone denies doing something and says "I didn't do it!" in a tense, high pitched voice over a minor accusation.

'Jonny' referring to the original speaker that first used the phrase "I didn't do it!" and 'Clark' as in the former New Zealand Prime Minister Helen Clark - people said she was male because of her looks.

'Jonny Clark' is used in New Zealand.

Person One: "Hey you took my pen!"
Person Two: "I DIDN'T DO IT!"
Person Three: "What a Jonny Clark."

by edmondhc August 21, 2009

Jonny on the spot

Someone you can go to to get whatever you need quickly. They can provide any item or service you need "on the spot".

I need two tons of gun powder, better visit my Jonny on the spot

by Pink Eye on my leg April 19, 2009

Jonne

Used to describe a Finnish male kid, (Brit. Eng. "Chav" but male), usually drinks energy drinks by EuroShopper, abbreviated ES. Plays coin machines, wears a cap, is a white male between ages 12-15, over uses curse words and tries to act 'cool'

Jonne: "Hey two packs of smokes and one energy drink"
Cashier: "Sorry, we do not accept library cards as I.D."

by ylilauta November 23, 2011

Jonning it

Smoking a cigarette all the way to the filter, and then possibly attempting to smoke the filter. Originated in Cedar, BC.

"Ew, shit, smoke that cigarette like a person. Why are you Jonning it?"

by foolishwun June 25, 2009

jonnhi

Jonnhi is Jonny and Nhi combined together (69) A Jonny is a skinny ass nigga. A Nhi is an inexpensive and affordable prostitute and a bo$$ of a clothing company. Two friends that have an attraction to eachother but can't be in an official relationship for whatever reason.

Jonnhi is love. Jonnhi is life.
Jonnhi? Jonnhi.

by Badassbitch001 November 24, 2014

Jonny D Style

Solo masturbation where you follow these steps

-Put your legs in the air
-Lay your head back
-Jack on you dick
-Rub on your sack
-CUM IN YOUR FACE

Craig the face stomper sampson tried to do it Jonny D Style and hurt his back before the big fight.

by Ram Horn the Big Nig June 27, 2010

JohnontheRadio

An Ambiguous Male who goes by the name of John On The Radio/John and Toby. Not yet reached 1 million but by recording with the one and only Fitz, he'll get there soon enough. He is shipped with Fitz and Kryozgaming and is apart of the Gay Baby Gang and the misfits (number one podcast on iTunes). Show the ambiguous princess some love will ya'?

JohnontheRadio is an Ambiguous Male/Ambiguous Princess

by Foreverloving101 September 18, 2018