Jonglezoid

A person of unimaginable and utter stupidity. The raw intelligence exuded from this person is compatible with that of a single-celled organism.

Jay: I only made a Tik-Tok account because she forced me to.
Everyone: What a jonglezoid.

by jayhater3001 April 6, 2022

Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

Joikle

The Peruvian sex tournament where professional ping pong players rob poor people's car's license plates then get consent for the girls that will be sporting in this event. Then they drug the girls with horse tranquilizer and transport them into the tournament walls. Then the professional ping pong players moisten their anal column and shove the license plates up the girls' anal cavities. The last girl living wins.

Dude let's totally do the going to of a joikle!

Fuck yeah man I've always wanted to joikle!

by joiklingmaster708 July 19, 2012

jonkoe

Synoniem voor joint

e brada paas me die leipe jonkoe

by Jonkoeblower April 18, 2016

Jinkle

When a guy steals your girl

You could be talking to a girl you like and she asks you if this other guy likes her

"Oh you just got jinkled"

by Dames4 June 12, 2019

Jankles

When a girl gets fucked until she has jizz laden ankles.

I fucked Chrissy so hard last night, I gave her jankles.

by Evil Buddha January 11, 2008

Junkle

A mans dirty, nasty, unkept privates; so unkept it looks like a jungle.

While playing basketball Mike dunked on me the other day and his junkle was all in my face. I think I saw gum in there!

by CupcakePete November 19, 2009