Gibsin up with the joneses

When one fantasy team bukkakes on another

He wasn’t really gibsin up with the joneses

by Gibsinupjoneses September 20, 2021

jim joneser

A nickname for a dystopian psychopath who appears to offer utopia to lost and searching people.

That guy offering you a free ticket into Shangri La is a malignant jim joneser who will be serving you Kool Aid in no time.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 3, 2019

Phil Jonesed

someone is Phil Jonesed when a girl/guy makes them strip with the intention to have sex but then changes his/her mind and not have sex with them, resulting in them putting their clothes back on in failure and shame.

a reference to Manchester United player Phil Jones who took his shirt off in celebration before Sergio Aguero's late league winning goal during the 2011/2012 BPL season

john: did you get lucky with Sasha?

tom: no she came over, we made out then she stopped and left after i got naked

john: you got Phil Jonesed

by ThatDude1988 July 12, 2012

Jonesed

Verb.

To perform poorly. To screw-up.

Dude...I f****n jonesed that mid-term.

by JBG1234567 October 19, 2010

Mr Jonesed

To be caught with child pornography, or to be caught having been involved in sexual acts with someone under theage of consent. Can also be used as a derogetary term to imply someone is a paedophile when in fact they aren't

"Did you hear that old man down the street was Mr Jonesed? knew something was up with him..."

by Uzumaki Mitch June 17, 2006

joneseyed

the act of getting incredibly high on any drug known to man, the act of getting joneseyed is normally followed by one of the following; sexual encounters, black outs, gang fights, weird injuries, intoxicated phone calls, or death. this word is derived from the man known as c. jones, who partakes in these activities every day of his life.

"yo we gon' get joneseyed tonight"-50 cent
"hell yeah c jones is supplying"-lloyd banks

by cjonesfan1 March 7, 2007

Joness

Female Name; The messenger of God, Dove.

Joness totally brings down some holy inspiration from the divine realm.

by CJStreet July 16, 2011