Jobama

A surreal corruption of joe mama and Obama.

A: I just got off the phone with Joe.
B: Who’s Joe?
A: Jobama

by brimnoyankee June 30, 2020

Joebait

Being a total roaster and being completely oblivious to the fact that you're a complete gonk.

"See last night I drank a whole glass of Absinthe"

"Fuck up ya mad Joebait roaster"

"Mate that's heavy Joebait!"

by Josh Homme November 21, 2011

Jolanta

A female of non-american descent who has magnetism and attracts people. Charming, funny, strong, confident, beautiful, and very hard-working.

At times childish, brash, and unreasonable.
A Jolanta is a good mother, and a compassionate friend. Stands up for what she believes to be right.
Pronounced: Yoh-lan-tah

Jolanta seems to be friends with everyone she meets!

by Noonana19847012 May 7, 2011

Jobani

Jobani is one of the sweetest guys you will ever meet... just like their name, they are uncommon and unique. If you have one in your life, don't let them go or you could regret it. They are smart, caring, and great to have as friends. At times they can seem rude or stubborn, but once you get to know them, you realize they aren't what you thought at all.

Random classmate: Jobani is so rude!
A friend: I used to think the same, but know I know he is the sweetest.

by It’s a Random Person May 7, 2019

joebamba

Believes that abortion should stay legal because abortions are so yummy and taste good with ranch. Has a cult following "joebamba and the crusaders"

No body:"do you think abortion should stay legal?"
Me:"joebamba"

by Joebamba41968 June 17, 2022

joltastic

The way one feels when drinking jolt; a combination of the words 'fantastic' and 'jolt.'

I just drank two canisters of Jolt and life is GOOD. I'm JOLTASTIC!!!

by e.a.nowakattack March 17, 2008

La Jolla high school

At La Jolla high school you either are tiktok famous, have a nicotine addiction, or definitely don’t have a social life. The teachers at this school are either absolute shit or definitely predators, or both. Most of the kids here are some of the richest people you’ve met with probably the worst taste in clothing you’ve ever seen. Like how do you have a $400 a week allowance and exclusively wear lulu Lemon and aviator nation. The smell of weed reeks through the entire school and somehow no one is caught by the school security. This is probably because the security is too busy breaking up fights and speeding in their dumb ass golf carts. If you manage to meet one cool person they have definitely already been expelled.

“Oh you go to La Jolla high school. You should probably kill your self or something”

by Liberal May 5, 2022