Jinked

verb:

The unkempt or askew manner of a material object. Particularly that of clothing, wires, and other easily tangled or otherwise messed up items.

Often used in conjunction with "all" and "up".

Wait a second, my coat's all jinked up.

Fuck, my headphones are jinked up.

We can't sleep in that tent, look at how jinked it is.

by Boxling December 8, 2009

Joined The Book Club

Converting to Christianity (or any religion) and becoming overly preachy and elitist about it.

"Dude, David's become such a lame-o ever since he joined the book club."

by PrincessJetta February 28, 2009

joined at the hip

Always together, like siamese twins, inseparable, where one goes the other is sure to follow.

Amy and her boss were joined at the hip; you never saw one without the other.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

double jointed ass

The gift or ability of being able to produce powerful farts on demand.

It stung their nose and it burnt their eyes and it even scorched the grass, and I twigged right then and there "He's got a double jointed ass."

by silve-ja May 22, 2005

joined at the hip

absolutely inseparable, (implying as inseparable as conjoined twins attached at the hip)

The pastor was joined at the hip with his church. He just wouldn't leave.

by The Return of Light Joker January 9, 2011

Joinker

A hand job or to jerk off

Mrs. Patane gave me a joinker is the middle of class.

by FriendCats May 15, 2018

Double jointed

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021