by himynameisconnor February 27, 2017
Get the John Smithmug. John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).
Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”
by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021
Get the John Smithmug. Alcoholic drink, which comes in three varieties,
1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold
Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)
As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
1. Bitter
2. Extra Smooth
3. Extra Cold
Built it's legacy on being a no-nonsense beer. The greatest drink to have in a pub (especially in extra cold form), I'ts taste is neither especially rotten nor sweet, and it does not have the same complexion as urine (a.k.a Carlsberg,Fosters)
As an added bonus it's also cheaper in most places than other drinks!
Hey man, coming to the Black Sheep tonight??
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
No Way, they don't even sell John Smiths were goin elsewhere!!
by R_p April 29, 2006
Get the John Smithsmug. I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.
by blahblahb September 16, 2007
Get the John Smithmug. The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.
Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.
by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021
Get the John Smithmug. by 4ry0 June 9, 2019
Get the John Smithmug. John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.
by spidermanyuh March 7, 2022
Get the American John smithmug.