"It's raining" Thanks for the John Madden forecast because the water falling from the sky didn't already give it away.
by Robbie Quivey July 11, 2008
An extremely old dude who, when talking, sounds like someone is squeezing his stomach. This guy is the human form of the game of football. He eats, sleeps, and drinks football. BOOM! Look at a video game case or monday night football and you'll see this man happy and smiling because he is football!!!
Look at him! It's John Madden, he's so old but happy...I wish we could play a game of football with him, but he might go insane or explode or something.
by knowledgeman October 05, 2006
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by Blarghff November 27, 2013
Football is his life. He is the most american man there will ever be, and you should not disrespect the man. He is football, and football is him.
And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.
And he does not jump on team bandwagons, it's his job to love every team.
by I hate Ignorant people July 30, 2006
by Doom November 28, 2003
A fatass who just so happens to be thee symbol of american football. ^_^ rumor has it that he is black.
"Footbaaaaaaaaaall!!!"
-John Madden
"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context
-John Madden
"Why do you think black people are so popular? It's because of John Madden. John Madden is black!"
-my older brother; something in that context
by Dave March 30, 2004