John Deere

A manufacturer of fine construction equipment, farm machinery and lawn care vehicles.

Please do not refer to my John Deere LT133 as a riding lawn mower...it is a TRACTOR, asshole!

John Deere by harry flashman July 17, 2003

john deere green 

Country term for marijuana.

Hey Bubba, got any of that John Deere green?

john deere green by GreenQueen94 April 10, 2017

John Deere

a company that makes tractors; like Microsoft is for non-rednecks.

"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."

"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."

John Deere by Nick D April 2, 2003

One John Deere Town 

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.

Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.

One John Deere Town by jsd9632 December 5, 2011

john deere

run with the best piss on the rest

john deere letter

john deere by jerid hert February 2, 2004

John Deere

A man or boy who tries to wheel the girl you are currently wheeling

Guy 1: (wheeling girl)
Guy 2: (to same girl) Hey! Haven't seen you in ages! Can I buy you a drink?
Guy 1: (to guy 2) hey John Deere quit mowin my fuckin lawn

John Deere by Some Guy18905 March 19, 2013

john deere letter 

1. Series of tractors manufactured 1923-1954
2. Something written by stupid people

1. Damn I love my John Deere Letter Tractor
2. My dyslexic girlfriend wrote me a John Deere Letter

john deere letter by awesome-possum September 10, 2006