A mediocre high school located on the east side of South Bend, Indiana, also known as a desolate shit hole. John Adams High School is best known for its one and only good program, Mock Trial. The legendary Michael Mann did not graduate from this school and regrets nothing about it. Many local comedy acts are preformed by the Football team during the Fall, and the wrestling team has won many porno awards. The current teaching staff is complete shit at best, with minor exceptions. Adams boast its IB program, which is the equivalent of putting a gold bar ontop of a dung pile infested with AIDS.
~Did anyone do Mr. Cotters history reading last night?
~ Wait...he started teaching already...fuck John Adams High School.
~ Wait...he started teaching already...fuck John Adams High School.
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2nd President of the United States (1797-1801)
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