Joanphobia

Fear of my grandmother’s presence.

I went to the Deli and bought a sandwich. Joan winced at my white bread. My Joanphobia is kicking in.

by weinermandingus July 27, 2023

johnphobia

The fear of shaving off your moustache for other detectives.

“Did you hear that john revealed he has johnphobia to mary.”

by Dickandballtorture February 11, 2024

Reverse Johnaphobia

The intense fear that your balls will not be tickled by John

I sure hope I don’t contract Reverse Johnaphobia

by I’m not gay I just like men November 4, 2021

Johannphobic

When someone is against the Johann people.

You didn't give Johann good grades! That's Johannphobic!

by FriedPig420 January 20, 2022

Jotaphobia

fear of the letter J because apparently jam is too scary.

I have Otaphobia!

You mean Jotaphobia?

You said the forbidden letter Ack.

You mean Jack?

Stop scaring me you erk!

You mean jerk?

Stop ack please!

by AnOrganism January 30, 2022

johnphobic

Someone who fucking wants every person named john to fucking get hit by a meteor

Im so fucking johnphobic

by Johnphobic February 13, 2022

Johnophobia

The fear of people named "John" and "Josh"

"I heard Austin has Johnophobia, you better stay away from him John."

by vestiary egg December 6, 2022