hand jober

1. Call girl or porn star slang for men that they would give a hand job to but don't really want to fuck.

2. The loser reject of society usually fat and or really ugly which strippers or occasional female friends are willing to give a hand job to out of sympathy but wouldn't have sex with.

"I saw this hand jober at work last night, he was a real charity case!"

by sherman3point0 July 9, 2009

Jobertime

Overtime that consists only of work that you have intentionally slowed down during the week in order to capitalize on the premium "overtime" pay.

Regular work that you do everything in your power to drag out in order to complete on overtime.

I could finish these now, however I'm working towards Jobertime this weekend.

If i finish all this work, i wont have any for Jobertime this weekend.

-Hey, why havent I gotten these parts yet?

-Ive been saving them for Jobertime.

-If you save these for Jobertime, you are a piece of shit.

by Job Ertime May 18, 2023

Joben Cyril

Cyril

Joben Cyril is a respectful man and a good man

by anonymous March 7, 2022

joern

Joern is a fun guy who likes the beach, and is very fond of surfing. Although, he isn't a guy built for it. He usually eats quite a bit, and he gets quite big because of it. He can be charming and kind when he wants something, but can be the complete opposite as well. You wouldn’t want to be around when he is in a bad mood. He can have lots of family problems, and he isn’t very good at all at relationships. He is rather manipulative, abusive and nobody wants to be around him.

Today, Joern decided to punch his kids against a wall.

by RealLifeFacts :) May 30, 2021

(as) jober as a sudge

very sober, not drunk(from a deliberate spoonerism on sober as a judge)

Of course I have not had any drinks tonight, I am obviously as jober as a sudge.

by Light Joker October 19, 2004

joburn

A legend amongst the ranks of underground groups, a leader in laughter, a legion in friendship. Is joined with another legend of equal stature, potter.

Fag: Hey i just heard joburn is in town
Guy: Get bent fag he wont be here, hes too cool.

by Kyle woods October 17, 2006

joben

A word from the eastern coast meaning a person of no luck, a "jonah", or someone who always loses in everything. A joben is not something you would want to be.

" All of the tickets you scratched were Losers you joben!"

by eldurato779 April 20, 2010