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Jonko

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A grinded magical plant enrolled in paper.
This mystical stick is known to both cause and cure depression.

The monks of the old world used to believe it was made with the substance of god.
We later discovered that it was Satan's way of introducing good times into the universe.
I yeeted all my ganja onto this piece of paper and rolled the legendary JONKO!
This Jonko made me fly so high i burned my ass to the sun.
by gekke gerri November 2, 2019
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JOKO'd

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1)To fuck up beyond all repair.

2) To trainwreck something.

3) To destroy with your own stupidity
1) I ran my car into a tree and JOKO'd it.

2) She came into my blog and JOKO'd it.

3) I was so drunk I didn't know what I was saying and JOKO'd my friendship with her.
by O'CASEY November 5, 2009
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Bake Josco

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When your weird uncle walks over with his beer belly and says bow hello, and then gets a micropenis boner
Bow wow Steve B I can't wait to put my Bake Josco in your happy place
by Head soccer November 1, 2018
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jonkoe

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Synoniem voor joint
e brada paas me die leipe jonkoe
by Jonkoeblower April 18, 2016
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Joske

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Its one of the greatest people you can know !
How do I know ? Bc I’m one of them and you don’t give a normal meaning of my name thank you. I’m a joske and I’m not urine. For every amazing joske on the earth here is the meaning of your name that you deserve
Is Joske a name?

YESSSS OF COURSE DUHHHH
by Normalebetekenissenaub October 17, 2019
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Joson

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An amazing guy with gorgeous eyes that will make you fall for him more everyday. He's super talented and cute. He's got an awesome laugh that will make you smile and his smile is just unf. He can sing, dance and play guitar. He's really funny and sweet. He's a great boy friend and is completely unique. He's the cute kind of dorky and is awesome.
Have you seen Joson he's amazing
by Momentsininfinty October 20, 2013
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Joskin

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North-Walian term used in both English and Welsh to describe anyone from a rural or farming background. It is used both affectionately and in a derogatory way depending on the audience.

Like many such terms it has been reclaimed by out and proud "joskins".
He's a right joskin - he's got a tractor and everything.
by Urban Welshman July 18, 2009
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