jizzable

Makes you want to jizz, or produce jizz

"That song is so jizzable!"
"The thought of you makes me feel all jizzable.."

by loopylizziemoo October 16, 2006

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Jizzable

describing something or someone who is so appealing, hot and/or awesome that they bring you to the extent of pleasure

Her legs are totally jizzable

That songs beat is jizzable

by fazdawg January 20, 2011

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The Jizzbrella is a group sexual activity and is a variant of a traditional bukkake. The Jizzbrella is customarily performed by a group of men on one to two females or a group of men on one to two males. The hallmark of the Jizzbrella is it's reference to jizz and brella meaning umbrella. In the act, one or two women or men center themselves on their knees and are then surrounded by a group of males. The number of men is unlimited. To simulate the umbrella effect, the one or two individuals in the middle then dawn shower caps over their heads ensuring that they are extended out around their heads as umbrella like as possible. The activity then commences to music to the best known 1952 musical film Singin' in the Rain in which Gene Kelly memorably danced to the song while splashing through puddles during a rainstorm. The circled males commence masturbation and one by one or multiples at a time, drop their jizz onto the participants' shower caps creating a deluge of semen that runs down the cap. When complete, there are puddles of semen around the floor and may be danced and played in for theatrical effect.

Rodney and Howard surprised their girlfriends by setting up a group sex event for them at a local hotel. After calling room service for some additional shower caps, the girls were encircled by a group of jizz loaded males who released their loads all over their caps creating a semen monsoon all to the happy soundtrack to Singing in the Rain. It was the best Jizzbrella the two had ever participated in.

by Eaton Holgoode March 10, 2014

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jizzabel

Nickname for isabel. jizzabels have a laugh that can scare some people so be careful around a jizzabel. Has a nice ass that guys (92) like to stare at. Is one of the stupidest people you will ever know.

1- oh my god that girl just told me that the kkk meant okay okay okay
2- she MUST be a jizzabel

by ilovejizzabel March 6, 2018

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Jelly and Jizzabella

The stripper tag team of Naughty Nurse and Bunny. See Jizz and Jelly for more info.

These two strippers came over last night. Jelly And Jizzabella...... They totally knew their shit.

by dominic chambers April 3, 2008

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Jizzabelle

Jizzabelle is one of the lead singers for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. CVT will blow your mind, so much so, that you'll probably die. It'll be worth it though. A typical CVT show consists of rabid badgers, demons, the most awesome music ever, doom and the like. Other members include Aquawhore, Silky, Donx, The Touchy Priest and Johnny D., head of Ninja security.

Dude, Jizzabelle just totally made my intestines split open with her teasing and brain-melting screaming, but I love her and CVT Rools!

by Nicoleacvt November 13, 2007

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