5 definitions by Nicoleacvt
CVT (Contently Violent Threshold) is the most awesome band in the world. It was formed in 2006 in Syracuse, NY, NYC and Hell. Influences include GWAR, ICP, demons, Mozart and Genitorturers. A typical venue must be ready for various medieval torture devices, including, but not limited to, the ball and chain, small and painful cages and the pear of anguish. A typical CVT show consists of rabid badgers, porcupines, brain-splitting guitar riffs and random acts of nudity. Fans love CVT so much that they are willing to die at a show, and that would be just fine with the band.
Band members include:
Aquawhore
Jizzabelle
Silky
Donx
The Touchy Priest
Johnny D., head of Ninja security
Band members include:
Aquawhore
Jizzabelle
Silky
Donx
The Touchy Priest
Johnny D., head of Ninja security
by Nicoleacvt January 8, 2008
Aquawhore is the lead singer for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. Aquawhore prefers to live life naked and full of doom. We’re not talking about gloom. Doom is dark but awesome. Aquawhore sings along with Jizzabelle, the other lead singer. The combination of these two voices and minds would end humanity, which is exactly the point. You have to be prepared to hear/see CVT. Their music is like no other. A typical show consists of teasing by Aquawhore and his properly placed duct tape, Jizzabelle, and the rest of the band. Rabid badgers complete the show, along with various medieval torture devices. Brain-melting guitar riffs, insane drums and beats and the most amazing lyrics you’ve ever heard are what you should expect. Once you listen to CVT, you’ll learn about Aquawhore’s biography, which includes a pool, chlorine tablets, flippers and his mission to leave this mudball (Earth). He is truly a nice, skin-peeling guy to have around. Glub Glub.
Other CVT members include:
Jizzabelle
Silky
Donx
The Touchy Priest
Johnny D., head of Ninja security
Other CVT members include:
Jizzabelle
Silky
Donx
The Touchy Priest
Johnny D., head of Ninja security
by Nicoleacvt December 17, 2007
Aquawhore is the lead singer for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. Aquawhore prefers to live life naked and full of doom. We’re not talking about gloom. Doom is dark but awesome. Aquawhore sings along with Jizzabelle, the other lead singer. The combination of these two voices and minds would end humanity, which is exactly the point. You have to be prepared to hear/see CVT. Their music is like no other. A typical show consists of teasing by Aquawhore and his properly placed duct tape, Jizzabelle, and the rest of the band. Rabid badgers complete the show, along with various medieval torture devices. Brain-melting guitar riffs, insane drums and beats and the most amazing lyrics you’ve ever heard are what you should expect. Once you listen to CVT, you’ll learn about Aquawhore’s biography, which includes a pool, chlorine tablets, flippers and his mission to leave this mudball (Earth). He is truly a nice, skin-peeling guy to have around. Glub Glub.
Other CVT members include:
Jizzabelle
Silky
Donx
The Touchy Priest
Johnny D., head of Ninja security
Other CVT members include:
Jizzabelle
Silky
Donx
The Touchy Priest
Johnny D., head of Ninja security
by Nicoleacvt January 8, 2008
Aquawhore is the lead singer for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. Aquawhore prefers to live life naked and full of doom. We’re not talking about gloom. Doom is dark but awesome. Aquawhore sings along with Jizzabelle, the other lead singer. The combination of these two voices and minds would end humanity, which is exactly the point. You have to be prepared to hear/see CVT. Their music is like no other. A typical show consists of teasing by Aquawhore and his properly placed duct tape, Jizzabelle, and the rest of the band. Rabid badgers complete the show, along with various medieval torture devices. Brain-melting guitar riffs, insane drums and beats and the most amazing lyrics you’ve ever heard are what you should expect. Once you listen to CVT, you’ll learn about Aquawhore’s biography, which includes a pool, chlorine tablets, flippers and his mission to leave this mudball (Earth). He is truly a nice, skin-peeling guy to have around. Glub Glub.
Other CVT members include:
Jizzabelle
Silky
Donx
The Touchy Priest
Johnny D., head of Ninja security
Other CVT members include:
Jizzabelle
Silky
Donx
The Touchy Priest
Johnny D., head of Ninja security
by Nicoleacvt November 14, 2007
Jizzabelle is one of the lead singers for the most awesome band in the world, CVT. CVT will blow your mind, so much so, that you'll probably die. It'll be worth it though. A typical CVT show consists of rabid badgers, demons, the most awesome music ever, doom and the like. Other members include Aquawhore, Silky, Donx, The Touchy Priest and Johnny D., head of Ninja security.
Dude, Jizzabelle just totally made my intestines split open with her teasing and brain-melting screaming, but I love her and CVT Rools!
by Nicoleacvt October 26, 2007