Jizz Hands

What you call #85 on the Bears because he can’t catch a football

#85 doesn’t know y how to hold onto the ball. He’s got jizz hands.

by Snatch Smasher December 20, 2021

Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

by rpalms September 4, 2009

Jazzy Jizz Hand Whore Slap

When you get so excited you cum in the palm of your own hand and slap someone in the mouth with it.

(Two Guys at a club)

Guy 1: "Man look at this girl, her ass is so fine I really need to talk to her".
Guy2: "Why don't you show her how much you really think she's hot? Go give her a "Jazzy Jizz hand whore slap"
Guy1: "Yes yes that is brilliant! a great opening like that can't go wrong. Where is the closest bathroom in case I make a mess?"

by noshame August 29, 2014

A little bit Jazzhands

A description used to imply that someone or something is homosexual.

Man 1: Did you see the film Broke Back Mountain
Man 2: No it was a little bit jazzhands for me!

by Kaostheory777 March 6, 2009

Evil-Gay-Jazzhands

A word used to describe someone who embodies a specific type of queer vibe. This person has a flair for the dramatic, an evil laugh and/or evil agenda, a fabulous wardrobe, and a taste for jazz music, hence the jazz hands.

Also can describe how someone uses these vibes to accomplish something.

"He just evil-gay-jazzhands' himself into conversations, strikes terror into you, and then leaves."

by Juliesphantoms October 21, 2021

jazzhands

a movement of the hands in a rapid sexual motion to sooth women and get in her underpants

a man uses jazzhands every day he gets laid 56 times per day jazzhands sooth women :)

by Tom Richardson September 19, 2007

jazzhandsy

Characterized by excessive excitement and eager enthusiasm.

A: I’d love to come to your party! I mran, there gonna be some ~free~ pizza! What else can you wish for!

B: Oh, boy! Can you get any more jazzhandsy!

by danceluft October 28, 2017