Pre-Date Jitters

the state of disgust caused by the realization that the dried date you are about to eat looks like a cockroach

Sid: I don't want to eat this...
Jerry: You're just suffering from pre-date jitters! That's not a cockroach...

by srav December 27, 2010

fc jitters

The anxiety that ensues when one nears the end of a song in a rhythm game without yet missing any notes; the player is trying to "FC" (full combo) the song. Usually results in a really dumb mistake, in which case the player becomes furious and screams about how he or she will never waste money on his/her particular game again. Can pertain to any rhythm game (Guitar Hero, DDR, ITG, PIU, Beatmania, etc).

I got really close to FC'ing "Holiday in Cambodia" on GH3, but I got the fc jitters right near the last chorus.

by Captain Colorblind February 12, 2008

Dick Jitters

When one has consumed too much Viagra (or any e.d. drug) and is having problems. Since the chemical involved in stimulating the penis is similar to caffeine, and since one can get the "jitters" from drinking too much coffee... hence the "dick jitters."

I wanted to make sure I really knocked the socks off that blonde the other night, so I took two Viagra... but I ruined everything when I got the dick jitters!

by Neptunium January 17, 2009

Shitter Jitters

A feeling of fright or uneasiness about defecating in a public or foreign bathroom.

Dave: Why is John so pale and nervous?

Walter: Oh, he just has a bad case of the Shitter Jitters because we're at a party and he has to drop a deuce.

by Silver Panther April 27, 2010

Coffee jitters

What happens when you drink coffe and you don't have food before.

I forgot to eat before I had my coffee and now I got the coffee jitters

by Bish boy May 17, 2016

titter jitters

mini-orgasms you only feel in your boobs

boy: "yeahh babe lets get it on!"
girl: "sorry hun, i plan on staying a virgin for a while."
boy: "ah don't worry, lets just go for some titter jitters"
girl: "ok!"

by jkackdertree August 29, 2010

Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.

Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.

by BIGHAIRYLARY August 22, 2019