Jannette

A super trendy celebutante who makes both tabloids and gossip columns. Paris Hilton is definitely a Jannette. Lindsay Lohan, not so much of a Jannette.

Q. Who's that blond chick with the 4 inch stilettos? I've seen her EVERYWHERE!

A. You don't know her? She's the latest Jannette.

by Soupertrendy September 30, 2011

Jannette

A very kind and caring girl. Tends to be quite talkative with those she's close with and values those conversations very much. They like to talk to new people and experience new things so she isn't someone that conforms with where she is currently in life. They are a very lovely girl that will be there for you when you need them the most and are amazing friends. They value loyalty above everything else so make sure to never lose their trust or else you may have ruined your friendship/relationship forever. The conversations you have with someone named Jannette might just be some of the deepest and interesting you have ever had. You can likely stay up all night talking to her and never let the conversation get stale. If you're lucky enough to meet a Jannette than treasure them as they will be someone you can rely on when things get tough.

Ex1. Jannette is such a nice person
Ex2. I stayed up all night talking with Jannette

by DETH0428 January 11, 2021

jinette

1. noun. a small human-like mythical creature with the ability to fly rapidly from one place to another and stop in mid-air. This creature is believed to communicate insignificant things about the future in coded messages, by using their light emitting arms. The fly path depends on its mood. When happy the fly path is in the form of a capital letter E in cursive, when upset or furious they fly in the form of a middle finger. When hungry the fly-path is inconsistent, or if they crave a certain type of food they will spell the first letter in it. ex T for tacos. The Jinetti are indigenous to Finland, and fly for their 10 month winter to Mexico or where ever it suits them. Few have seen the mating rituals of the jinete, the ones who have, claim it is the most erotic thing they have seen in their mythical mating observation careers. However the fact that these observers believe in mythical creatures, makes that claim useless. Tinkerbelle and other similar characters are based on the Jinette.
2. Jinete- spanish for a person who rides a horse while skillfully maneuvering it.
3. verb. to move about rapidly to different locations with one clear goal in mind, and leaving a trail of your purpose everywhere, or making sure everyone knows about it.
4. verb. to let someone know something about your feelings or purpose, by using everything in your power except words or written language.

The political candidate running for council, jinetted the neighborhood with signs and posters. Ex. Person a says “I’ve been trying to jinette you all this time, but you didn’t get it.” Person b replies “ why didn’t you just tell me?” then person a frustratingly says“Sometimes you just don’t jinette it” (then walks away in a middle finger path).

by Alakran Azul March 1, 2010

Jennette McCurdy

American Teen Actress, Singer and Dancer. She is very pretty and has long blonde curly hair and deep blue eyes. She has starred in iCarly, Malcom In The middle, Zoey 101 and many more shows and films. She is 18 years old. She has had 2 singles and an album out and her voice is great. She works alongside Miranda Cosgrove on iCarly. There is controversy over which girl is the best, but that si wrong and should not be done. Jennette makes you want to live your entire life for music and acting. She makes you appreciate what you have, her song lyrics are amazing.

OMG! Did you see the enw iCarly episode? Jennette McCurdy was awesome in it!

by AnzoTheBananzo August 31, 2010

Jennette

The most beautiful of all her species. Loving, caring, sexy, beautiful smile and eyes. She will hypnotize you with the way she walks. Extremely sensitive. Her love is one of a kind. If you ever get the chance to date a Jennette take it. She will change you for the better.

She is a goddess in bed, she will make you scream her name. You may think she is reserved at first but once she gets you in the room she will set your soul on fire. When she loves she loves hard.

Guy: I met a Jennette last night , she had beautiful eyes and a smile to die for.
Friend: dude, she sounds amazing

by SassyLady304 February 4, 2017

jannette

She is a 4 ft tall bundle of cuteness and energy, usually has brown fur, pointy teeth, and fuzzy ears. She is a creature with a very loud mating call and her prince will always answer her siren voice.

Girl 1: Hey look it's Jannette!
Girl 2: I want to be just like her

Boy 1: Hey look its my future wife I must answer her mating call.

by Meatso June 16, 2009

Jannette

A very outgoing girl who goes out of her way to comfort and be the shoulder for her friends and family to lean on. She is around 5'2 in height and have very beautiful curly hair. She most likely hate her hair and want straight hair. There are times where Jannette could be very open when first meeting her but there are also time where she can be very shy until you get to know her. Amazing to have deep and long conversation about any topic you want to talk about. Very talented in many ways. She can play the violin and casually likes singing a little bit as well as she loves to paint. Jannette enjoys music and loves watching live orchestra. Sometimes she hides behind her smile to please others, but once you get a genuine smile out of her you will be dragged into her beautiful laughter. One of the best people to be around with. She loves to include everyone and makes you feel welcomed and loved.

Hey have you seen Jannette?

I felt her energy over there.

by whoever knows January 11, 2021