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jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette 

A sexual act only possible by people named jimmy when he inserts his Jon into a piping hot Philly cheesesteak in the jimmyjons bathroom. (A popular American North Eastern sandwich joint).
Jimmy 1:Hey I’m going to jimmyjons to play jimmyjons cheesesteak roulette.

Jimmy 2: Good luck; I gave my cock 3rd degree burns last week when I did that
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JimmyJamesJim 

A guy who insulted another named Brian as Barry.

Barry? Seriously?
He has a NASCAR driver name now!
That guy called me by the wrong name. He JimmyJamesJim me!
JimmyJamesJim by DeafLEGO September 23, 2020

Jimmyjunk 

Doug took a hard shot to the jimmyjunk.
Jimmyjunk by j-train March 11, 2004

Jimmyjack 

A baseball term for a long home run of more than 500 feet.
Lyle Obverbay hit a jimmyjack that went 560 feet to beat the Cubs
Jimmyjack by The Big Sexy July 6, 2004

JimmyJam 

When you do something so dumb or forget something of major importance that it gets you into a JimmyJam.
"OMG Bro, I was candy flipping, at the festival and lost all of my friends money" -Jim
"Dude are you retarded quick fucking JimmyJamming you moron." -exfriend
JimmyJam by karma1234 February 22, 2014

JimmyJamz Ass Rape 

Receiving a post dated check only to wait until the deposit date to discover insufficient funds.
I got two checks from the event last weekend and tried to cash them today but they bounced. I totally got JimmyJamz ass raped!

Jimmyrig 

When three men work together in a cooperative sexual act where two men create a common hand-vagina (referred to as the "rig") and allow the third man (referred to as the "Jimmy") to insert his penis into their co-created hand-vagina.

In some cases, the hand vagina can be fucked by one of the two participating hand-vagina creators.

In a third (untested case), the two hand-vagina creators can alternate fucking the hand-vagina in a rhythmic and sexual motion.

In certain environments, such as the Ménage à trois you can encounter the rare and unseen co-ed Jennyrig; the co-ed Jennyrig is when two women co-create the hand-vagina and the man inserts his penis into the women's hands, eventually climaxing (hopefully).
Carl and Jeff made me the best jimmyrig for my birthday!

I haven't had a tighter jimmyrig in 30 years.

I "jimmyrigged" with my buddies, Dave and Matt last night. Luckily, I wasn't part of the rig.

Jerry taught his sons the meaning of sex by "jimmyrigging" them last night.
Jimmyrig by DJRawDawg May 24, 2011