Jimmer

(n) receiving bad oral stimulation

(n) a defective condom; one that breaks during the climax of intercourse.

"I heard Sean got blown last night." - Chris
"Ya, but Cassie only gives jimmers." - Joe

After a night of rough sex some plan b was purchased because of a jimmer.

by Crotcheola March 22, 2011

Jimmer

A slang description of any Mormon person

Ah..... What up my Jimmer!

Jimmer please!

Man,... little Jimmers these days

by mikecheck6 March 15, 2011

Jimmer

noun: an oral sex act that is a cross between a hummer and a rim job.

My girlfriend gave me the best Jimmer last night while I thought about college basketball.

by vanishingact February 18, 2011

jimmer

A hand job

If my girlfriend gives me a jimmer, would I get kicked out of BYU?

by Fred Ette April 3, 2011

Jimmer

a male erection

jerry has a jimmer,

i have a massive jimmer right now
do u have a jimmer,,, yeah

by brettfavresphone June 6, 2011

JIMMER

A midgets very small penis, comes from the root word jim, which means small penis.

That byu player has a jimmer!

by verysmartperson March 23, 2011

Jimmer

One who jims a lot.
A person who's chillin, hanging out, takin' it cool, laid back, looking high, enjoying whatever.

see: jim, jimming

1. That guy is one damn jimmer.

2. Get off my lawn, jimmers!

3. Look at that cool jimmer, takin' it smoove and all.

by PatD September 16, 2003