by Timmy the G January 12, 2011
(Verb) To succeed at something in an exceptional manner. Named after BYU point guard Jimmer Fredette. Can also be used in the past tense form of "Jimmered" or "Jimmeresque" or "Jimmer show".
by mjergy January 12, 2011
A joint (of Majiuana), typically larger then the usual everyday joint.
- Originated in the streets of Hinsdale, IL.
- Originated in the streets of Hinsdale, IL.
Hey man, want to roll a jimmer?
Hey man, did you guys really finish that whole jimmer?
Want to get jimmered?
Hey man, did you guys really finish that whole jimmer?
Want to get jimmered?
by Nasty6969 April 28, 2013
Kristen successfully shoots her wadded up paper into the waste receptacle and exclaims, "I just Jimmered that trash can!"
by luvathetwix January 28, 2011
A robot that is programmed to never miss a free throw. Many mistake him for a pasty white kid who is really good at scoring 3 pointers, but in reality he is nothing more than a Cyborg.
Dave: "Did you see the game last night? Jimmer scored 43 points alone!"
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."
Jake: "Yeah, Jimmer is good. Too bad NCAA rules state that all players have to be human."
by IWFP January 27, 2011
(n) receiving bad oral stimulation
(n) a defective condom; one that breaks during the climax of intercourse.
(n) a defective condom; one that breaks during the climax of intercourse.
"I heard Sean got blown last night." - Chris
"Ya, but Cassie only gives jimmers." - Joe
After a night of rough sex some plan b was purchased because of a jimmer.
"Ya, but Cassie only gives jimmers." - Joe
After a night of rough sex some plan b was purchased because of a jimmer.
by Crotcheola March 7, 2011
by mikecheck6 February 28, 2011