"Hey tom when was the last time you jacked off?"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"
"I haven't been able to for weeks I got a jammed gun"
by Kkk with one black guy December 21, 2016
Get the Jammed Gun mug.To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.
In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.
In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.
Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."
In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"
In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"
by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011
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Jimmed • jammed • Jimmer • Jimmied • jammed up • Jimmered • jammed finger • jammed up badly • jimme • jimmerjammer
by Timmy the G January 13, 2011
Get the Jimmer mug.Extreme and climatic euphoria experienced while watching a short white kid repeatedly hit fade-away threes from 30 feet.
Did you see the game last night?
Ya, I had a serious Jimmergasm on that long one.
Me too. They def got jimmered!
Ya, I had a serious Jimmergasm on that long one.
Me too. They def got jimmered!
by amosiii March 28, 2011
Get the Jimmergasm mug.Phrase made famous by rapper "Sid" talking about the basketball player Jimmer Fredette, in lue of 'going ham' or 'going hard in the paint'. 'Going Jimmer' can be used in many different ways wiether you were going jimmer at that party last weekend or you were going jimmer on a thot for talking back.
by James Taft Fredette February 25, 2014
Get the Going Jimmer mug.Verb. The act of being punked, embarrassed, shown up, humbled, shamed, owned, outclassed, humiliated, served, schooled, crushed, disgraced, and utterly disrespected on the basketball court.
San Diego State got jimmered when Fredette carried BYU with 43 in Wednesday's victory.
Kevin Durant jimmered the T-Wolves for 47.
Kevin Durant jimmered the T-Wolves for 47.
by Kdurant February 18, 2011
Get the Jimmered mug.When one is listening to a Pearl Jam song or is merely reminded of one of their songs, and is unable to get said song and/or Eddie Vedder's voice out of their head. This state can last anywhere from a few minutes to several weeks, depending on which Pearl Jam song it is.
Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Note: This is also applicable to any song from Temple of the Dog, especially Hunger Strike.
Ex. 1
Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"
Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."
Ex. 2
Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."
Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"
Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
Broface 1: "Dude, why do you keep humming Evenflow?"
Broseph 2: Playing air guitar in the middle of a crowed department store, "My bad bra, I heard it on the radio earlier today and ever since then I have been Pearl Jammed by it."
Ex. 2
Brobarian 1 : "Anna Nicole's mama said that I won't wanna see Anna fall down again. And the wizard . . ."
Brobot 2: Interrupts " Dude, are you singing the misheard lyrics of Yellow Ledbetter?"
Brobarian 1: “Yeah, it has been Pear Jammed in my head for like 3 1/2 years now. I've been seeking professional council for it."
by JDMGio February 10, 2010
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