No Jhons

No excuses for a loss in Super Smash Bros.

"Dude you only won because you used Cloud"

"No jhons cuck"

by Rootnewah January 30, 2017

The lon3r jhonys

Speaking or typing in english and portuguese at the same time

Damn i got the lon3r jhonys man.. 😔

by Taïcia October 13, 2020

Jhonser

A sweet, sensitive guy, laughs a lot, has a big heart and is very caring. A freak in the sheets, romantic, loves to have fun, plays sports and loves to be affectionate. The nicest guy you will ever meet. If you meet Jhonser, never let him go.

Look at Jhonser, what a sweet guy!

by Stephhh1234 November 24, 2021

JHONK HONK HONK

A jhonk honk honk is a closeted male who is always sucking dick and gawk gawking a person whose name is **n. Jhonk honk honk also never can spell, gets wet in the water and most surprisingly vapes!

person 1: “woah look it’s a jhonk honk honk in the corner! what is it doing??”
person 2: “look closely it’s giving gawk gawk and having English lessons!😰

by kay why ess December 13, 2022

Jhonsy

lil midget boy thats doesnt know his place

ay jhonsy lil buck screw you

by BobtheTatMate October 11, 2018

jonks

see also jonx.

"My boyfriend has cartoonishly ginormous jonks."

by Susie Lee February 16, 2004

jhonesed

to be jhonesed is to be craiving somthing usualy used by stoners

(1)damn we have to go get that weed man
(2)shit i wold give my left arm for a slize of pizza rigt now
(3)after a hard day at work you are jhonesed for a beer

by stoner #1 August 18, 2006