A gorgeous woman with auburn hair, ivory skin, eyes of emerald green with a voice that sounds like a sweet southern rain. The Dirty Jolene has many admirable qualities such as outspoken, kindhearted and very in tune with her sexuality. This tends to be a politician's and a business man's worst weakness, because her beauty is only eclipsed by her intelligence.
Most politicians and businessmen need a Dirty Jolene in their corner to give the impression that they have a formidable sex life while their wives are not as desirable or as sexually in tune or prone to experiment. These men want a Dirty Jolene to handle their Slim Jim of a meat stick because they are so rare, exotic and erotic. In essence they want what they can't have.
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Used to discribe something that is simmilar to the graphical or writing style of Jhonen Vasquez.
Used to discribe something that is simmilar to the graphical or writing style of Jhonen Vasquez.
"That drawing is so Jhonenesque!"
by Kennon June 12, 2005
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"At the young age of 28 Jolene Van Vugt has established herself as one of the most accomplished female athletes in action sports today. Her incredible and ongoing lists of accomplishments include becoming the first CMRC Women’s Canadian Motocross National Champion, first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike, holder of multiple Guinness World Records, and co-star of many motocross/stunt videos...
In 2006 Jolene would have a large part in creating the Canadian Women’s National Championship’s, a coast-to-coast national series that would mirror the opportunities of the WMA in the U.S. She would commemorate the event by winning the series and becoming the first Canadian Women’s National Champion.
2006 ... the first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike ...
The milestone backflips and other stunts performed at the Pastrana compound would be featured in the popular Nitro Circus video series, and open many doors for the young talent. Such as being the first female to take part in the Masters Of Dirt Freestyle Show in Austria, and be featured in the MTV television show Nitro Circus..."
"At the young age of 28 Jolene Van Vugt has established herself as one of the most accomplished female athletes in action sports today. Her incredible and ongoing lists of accomplishments include becoming the first CMRC Women’s Canadian Motocross National Champion, first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike, holder of multiple Guinness World Records, and co-star of many motocross/stunt videos...
In 2006 Jolene would have a large part in creating the Canadian Women’s National Championship’s, a coast-to-coast national series that would mirror the opportunities of the WMA in the U.S. She would commemorate the event by winning the series and becoming the first Canadian Women’s National Champion.
2006 ... the first female to backflip a full-sized dirt bike ...
The milestone backflips and other stunts performed at the Pastrana compound would be featured in the popular Nitro Circus video series, and open many doors for the young talent. Such as being the first female to take part in the Masters Of Dirt Freestyle Show in Austria, and be featured in the MTV television show Nitro Circus..."
Jolene Van Vugt has the most defined midsection of any natural athlete. She is a professional stuntperson whose accomplishments are often referred to without reference to her gender, because of her ability to be recognized at or above the level of her male colleagues. She is a role model, inspiration, and pioneer without equal.
by Jolenefangdb January 22, 2011
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by mollin March 20, 2019
Get the Jolene mug.A 1973 song, written and originally performed by Dolly Parton, and more recently reinvented by the White Stripes. Song recounts the story of a red-headed, man-eating seductress out to steal Dolly's man.
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The White Stripes do such a kickass version of Jolene you almosst forget Jack White is begging a woman not to take his man.
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