JFK'd

To be drilled in the head by any object with extreme head exploding force. Usually without knowledge of where it came from.

awwww man, i just got jfk'd by a dodgeball!

where did it come from?!?

I DON'T KNOW!!!

by Debotoe July 29, 2008

JFK'd

When you are hit in the side of the head with a cum shot and you do not know where it came from.

I was sitting in a stadium and suddenly got JFK'd from behind.

by DunkMyDonuts October 13, 2021

JFK'd

When you're fucking your partner in the car and Shoot a load in the back of her head

Me and my partner went for a drive the other night... i JFK'd her by accident

by SCDreaps February 06, 2021

JFK'd

To get JFK'd is essentially getting shot in the head and neck, and then dying. Also RIP John F. Kennedy, I'm a horrible bastard.

Tammy: Hi Ethan! I'm so glad you're here!

Ethan: Yeah! I was just about to say tha- *Gets shot in the head and neck*

Tammy: Holy shit! Ethan just got JFK'd!

by MrCapybara August 25, 2023

JFK'D

When bankers hire people to kill individuals that try to revolt against the bankers and instill a monetary system the bankers don't control when they recognize that bankers are enslaving the world to create a new world order with one world currency to be loaned out making debt slaves of the entire world's population.

"We need to do something about those damn Rothschild bankers or we'll be debt slaves to them forever. They print money out of nothing and loan it at interest enslaving us all!" "Yeah but you wanna be JFK'D?"

by Wobbert Wiggs December 05, 2018

JFK'd

To get JFK'd means to get shot in the head with a rifle. It does not need to be in real life, just in any instance.

1st example of getting "JFK'd"

Guy playing fortnite: Wow I sure do love driving peacfully in this very dead game.

*Bolt action rifle fires*

Guy playing fortnite: Damn, I got JFK'd!

2nd example of getting "JFK'd":

John: Wow I sure do love driving in my car without a hole in my head.

*Bolt action rifle fires*

John wife: Damn, he got JFK'd, lmao.

by soggytoster May 02, 2023

JFK'd

Being shot in the head like a fucking bozo

Lmao Abraham Linchon got fucking JFK'd

by N.ether December 27, 2022