jizzoint

Joint. Left-handed cigarette, maryjane, pot, weeeeed

Let's go smoke a jizzoint!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

jizzoon

A sexually indiscriminate woman; a slapper. A conflation of the word jizz with '-oon', to evoke a spitoon, as it were, for glob. Like the cuspador, a place you can release problem fluids where spitting them at the wall isn't a graceful option.

I found half a dozen foil wrappers and a pack of gonorrhea pills in Trish's handbag again. That bitch is a Forrestal-class jizzoon.

by Lord Grimcock September 18, 2007

jezza

jezza; a nickname for a lad named jeremy

big man jezza kyle just whipped out the lie detector answers

by big man onsite June 2, 2018

Jezza

Jezza, is a racist term for Jeremy Clarkson.

"Look! It's my town, Jezza!"

by TheGrandTour February 17, 2020

jeezoid

1) n. A fundamental evangelical Christian, especially one who actively proselytizes.


See also Jesus crispy

Kirk Cameron was cool, but then he turned all jeezoid. Now he bakes other Jesus crispies on his show.

by Alienthropologist October 22, 2004

Jizzorrhea

Uncontrollable (or consistently controlled) ejaculation without the use of hands, very similar to BlueTooth hands free devices in that regard.

That sweet babe gives me jizzorrhea. There is a constant flow of semen coming out of my penis. It is erect and overflowing like a mighty volcano of love.

That sweet ass goat doesn't give me jizzorrhea, but it gives Kyle a massive explosion of jizzorrhea. I think he's going to be splooging for the next 42.6 hours.

by jrockandthefunkyfresh May 27, 2013

jizzolicious

Something that is so good that it makes one jizz.

Man, that pie was so jizzolicious, it made my pants wet.

by Fugattir March 18, 2009