jewmedy

Jewish comedy. Comedy made by Jews.

Seinfeld is a jewmedy.

by Tyrone Biggums, Ph.D May 16, 2006

Jewmexican

This is used to describe a person who is mexican in race, and jewish in religion.

Wow! look at that jewmexican over there!

by pkm25 July 19, 2010

Jewmeister

A guy who will ditch school anyday to play vehicle tag with his best friend. He is down for any ideas of mayhem and destruction. He loves to drive and piss everyone off. He is obviously a Jew, but will laugh when he follows a trail of pennies. Sometimes referred to as a Jewshbag (Jewish douchebag) when he is acting in such a manner. Ironically has money all of the time. It is hard to upset him but easy to make him laugh. He will play along with pranks and is good at making his own.

Jew Jewish Jewmeister

by ShottyMurk June 10, 2012

Jewmental

Jewmental is the act of being judgmental against the jewish religion.

Chris: Dude, look at your nose. You are such a cheap Jew.

Adam Shwartzenburger: Dude, stop being so jewmental.

by alex patti April 17, 2011

Jewmes Bond

The jewish version of James Bond.

Benjamin: "Who's that classy guy who's cleaning up at poker?"
Isaac: "That's Jewmes Bond. He's the most kosher of all of the secret agents!"
Benjamin: "Wow, I wouldn't want to get in his way!"

by Mr Cnowledge October 16, 2011

jewsex

1. When two jews have sex
2. Awful, awful sex

1. Wow look at those jews over there having sex. I think jewsex is disgusting.

2. Lady "So how did you like it"

Guy "It was total jewsex"

by damama o'llamas January 1, 2012

jewmeo

Jew + Romeo = jewmeo

A Jewish guy who is well loved by girls

Zach is a true jewmeo. I can't get my mind off him!

by Jackieeeeee August 12, 2007