jewsex

1. When two jews have sex
2. Awful, awful sex

1. Wow look at those jews over there having sex. I think jewsex is disgusting.

2. Lady "So how did you like it"

Guy "It was total jewsex"

by damama o'llamas January 1, 2012

Jetsexual

A person who is attracted to jets

I am a jetsexual

by Fa-18F October 18, 2019

Jewser

Cross between a Jew and a Loser.

Yaniv: Dude, is Jason going to the bah mitzvah tonight?

Yahudi: No dude, he's such a jewser.

by Kharagalfromsocal May 24, 2009

Jewseph

A small, round, young boy that is addicted to video games and likes inserting his controller up his arse whilst wanking off his chode whilst reading the Torah.

I wish I never had a child, because he is such a Jewseph.

by Darren Bazaltubine June 9, 2019

jewmex

Jewmex that is both of Mexican and or Mexican-American and a Jew. Only applies to ethnic back round and has nothing to do with religous beliefs. Most are descendt of crypto jews of sephardic origin via northeastern Mexico and South Texas (Monterrey, NL, MX up to Corpus Christie, TX and Houston)Half of them arent aware that are jews, so if you think jews are funny imagine one that doesent even know hes one. there spreading

upper classes of Monterrey, Mexico and other major mexican cities. The JewMex acts like such a Jew hes not aware of anti semtism.

by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008

Jewser

Noun: A Jewish loser. Used when loser is not strong enough, or when real offence is saught.

Often represented by raising the left hand to the forehead, extending the forefinger vertically whilst tucking the other fingers down, and bending the thumb slightly upwards to produce a "J"

"Wow, you're such a Jewser"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

jersexual

A type of sexual preference, in which a person has the urge to wank to trees.

Jerry the jersexual ripped off his pants and smiled at the tree seductively.

by raz999 July 12, 2014