Jewquation

The process by which a Jew evaluates whether a product or service is worth the price tag associated with it.

Stein: Should I go to Dunkin Donuts tonight or eat the Entenmann's I have at home?
Weiss: Brah, Dunkin Donuts should never factor into the jewquation. Get me a french crueller while you are there.

by omgbots February 9, 2009

Jevolution

It means: Jewish Revolution

*In a Russian Accent* Conrad, we must start the Jevolution, Seig Heil.

by xX_Word-Slaya-69_Xx October 23, 2017

Jewlusional

A legally blind, hairy, basement dwelling jew with a tenuous grasp on reality.

you know that guy assuh? i hear hes Jewlusional.

by Dickfergeson88 February 22, 2022

Jewdition

The act of a Jewish person doing their form of math favoring their own personal financial gain

He did one for me two for him that’s jewdition (Jewish addition)

by MrEMan Mike M (MEM) December 17, 2021

Jelusional

When a Indian looking drug addicted male claims themselves the “chosen one” and prefers to themselves as god and uses “digging in her butt” as a way of greeting

God damn sully that boy is Jelusional

by Jelusional December 13, 2022

jewtuition

The ability to sense if someone is jewish before looking at their heritige or the early life section of wikipedia.

The celeberities features challenged his jewtuition before hedecided to resort to the wikipedia early life section

by BrenTheBarbarian November 29, 2023

Jewtuition

Your ability to tell if someone is a jew or not without the need of assistence.

How did you know that jay was a jew. Your jewtuition must be insane.

by BrenTheBarbarian December 11, 2023