jewtard

Contraction of "Jewish Retard".

Jewish + Retard = Jewtard.

Ayan: Hey, I just need one more penny. Care to spare yours?
Noah: I'm sorry, but I need it! I'm saving for a rainy day!
Ayan: Ughh... Jewtard.

by Carlos Astudillo January 31, 2005

Jetta Pimpin

When you cruise around playing loud music from a VW Jetta, with the windows down, with or without sun glasses on.

"We went Jetta Pimpin, to some sweet tunes, as we traveled down town"

by Kurt L March 30, 2008

jetturbate

To masturbate using a jet from a spa or hot tub instead of one's hands. Usually done by the extremely lazy, those trying to be discreet, or those trying to claim they do not masturbate.

"Steve looked like he was having too good a time in the spa yesterday - i think he was trying to jetturbate."

by the master baster January 8, 2010

black jetta

A car driven by hot girls.

Hey whos driving that black jetta? A hot girl.

by jennna November 17, 2007

Jettrider

To be a total faggot when describing luck. What makes it worse is this person usually takes huge loads of cum in his ass and always swallows your load even if you've been saving up for weeks. Also stalks websites looking for pity when he does stupid things.

Jesus christ I feel like Jettrider today I've been complaining so much but it makes me better that I don't look for pity on websites when I'm a douche who dies to kree'arra

by Nutsack88 January 25, 2008

Jewtard

A retarded Jew.

A Jew with no money. They gotta be retarded if they're broke and Jewish.

That nigga is a jewtard.

by Jewsus Chrizzist May 10, 2008

Jetta Ho

Jetta Hoes are young attractive girls usually 16-26, who are not very intelligent, but come from rich families, or pretend they are rich. When they learn how to drive, they are usually supplied with a new Volkswagen Jetta by there parents. These girls are known to wear big white rimmed glasses and dress very preppy. Ambercrombie and fitch, American Eagle, and Aeropostale are their favorite brands. Jetta hoes are usually really slutty, and will preform most sex acts with most "good looking" males. They are really bitchy, so proceed carefully. Although They usually drive Jettas, some choose other cars as well, Honda civics, acura integras, mitsubishi eclipse and ford focus are a few of the other famous ones.

"Fuck that bitch man, she drives a Jetta, shes just another Jetta Ho"

by Cdub the Collosus September 11, 2007