jesse mccartney

Two words. Poser Fag.

Pre-teen bopper : "PNGZ! It's Jesse! PNG! LOLZ!"
Me : "Wow."
Pre-teen Bopper : "Wyt....... Wat's dat oder boi doingz!"
Me : "HAHAHAHAHA. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING BOPPER. YES JESSE MCCARTNEY IS FUCKING GAY! HAHAAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Pre-teen Bopper : -dies and rots in hell-

by Mushu May 07, 2005

jesse mccartney

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.

Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!

by Rosie April 01, 2005

jesse mccartney

haha where do i start?..hes a creepy kid that blinks too much and doesn;t payattention to the road instead he sings to it...he rapes terrified girls in dirty pools, has really bad eye brows and i think he has a twitching problem..

man when is that jesse mccartney video gunna come back....its my favorite

by jesses uhh biggest fan!:S February 15, 2005

jesse mccartney

a pretty boy that got famous merely because of blonde hair.

ewwww jesse mccartney is a faggot and got famous because of a pretty face NOT! he must of slept with his manager to get famous.

by jesse sucks February 24, 2005

jesse mccartney

the hottest guy eva 2 walk on this ugly - man infested earth!!
he is so hot!
hes my bf
i love u jesse marry me

how hot is jesse!
i no! hes so gorjuz
i love him! im gonna marry him!
no i am!
no shutup
i am

by milz April 24, 2005

jesse mccartney

an extremely hot 17 year old you is on the wb show summerland and sings some kind of lame songs but is still really hot

me- omg i love jesse mccartney he is soo hot!!
friend- ya but his songs suck
me- ya but he is really hot and i lvoe summerland

by jackie February 06, 2005

jesse mccartney

1. a boy who is really good looking.

2. a boy who would look a lot better with my cock in his mouth.

jesse mccartney should suck my jock.

by m. wuornos January 28, 2005