Jamaican Jerked

To receive a hand job after an intense sunburn on one's genitalia.

After lying naked in the sun for hours, John got a sunburn on his dong. He went home and his girlfriend Jamaican Jerked him with Aloe Vera.

by Rufioau January 18, 2009

Jered

a person who is known by many and feared by those who don't know him. Which makes him like superman in a way cause you wouldn't wanna fuck with him. You fucking bitch

"Jered where are my fucking car keys"
Jered- I don't fucking know bitch

by Pittsburg pig fighter October 30, 2008

Jenneda

A name of a beautiful, awesome, carring, wonderful, person

Jenneda is a great friend

by HA HA HE HE January 20, 2009

Jered

1) an amzing friend who will be there for you whenever you need it
2) a super cutie who doesn't know it
3) a guy who has a crush on a girl but won't tell her even though she has a crush on him too
4) an amazing person who will never be duplicated
5) the only one I will ever need
6) needs to ask this girl out already

Best Friend crying
Jered: *comes up and gives a hug* "I love you"

by ilovemyjer<3 December 1, 2011

Jerney

She is the smart sexy cute as hell loyal carying the best friend to have. Crazy and. Always eating and she. Mean as hell

Jerney is the best friend to have

by Jerneey July 15, 2018

Jerred

Some of great leadership and strength. One who most seek knowledge and opinion of. One with great charisma and good looks.

Jerred is the best.

by Jdp38105 February 2, 2017

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008