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Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.
Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)
by Gabo, de la Guerra October 9, 2004
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Jerkie

Malthe is such a jerkie
by a very cool and legendary pers October 31, 2021
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quick jerkies

Or "quick jerky".

Means a really quick wank/fap/masturbation
"Now that's a quick jerky here i'll tell you what" or
"Sorry man gonna take some quick jerkies"
by tsutsutsu February 17, 2020
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