Jerkin the gherkin 

Jerkin the gherkin is an uncommon term used to describe the action of masturbation.

Luni: Where did Radek go?
Gary: He is probably Jerkin the gherkin right now

Jerkin the gherkin by Lunistice November 14, 2020

jerkin the gerkin 

Beating off, paddling the pud, spanking the monkey, rubbing the meat.

jerkin the gerkin by matt October 28, 2003

jerkin the gerkin 

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

jerkin the gerkin by Braveheart January 9, 2004

jerking the gherkin 

To wordmasturbate./word wordChoke the chicken,/word wordwank,/word word flogging the dolphin./word

We caught John jerking the gherkin.

jerking the gherkin by Miguel Sanchez July 2, 2003

jerkin' the gerkin'

vigorously masturbate

i jerk the gerkin' everyday

jerkin' the gerkin' by big al December 10, 2003

jerkin the gerkin 

Slang For Masturbating}

I caught him jerkin the gerkin

jerkin the gerkin by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017

jerkin' the gierkin' 

slang for rotc kids a.k.a pickles you are embarrassing and/or making fun of

or referring to masturbation

kristi:man that R.O.(short for rotc) kid is so lame

brittany:yeah poor guy,i bet he never gets laid

kristi:so that's why he's always jerkin' the gierkin'

jerkin' the gierkin' by Sweet Black Ass July 29, 2011