Jerking Off

The killing with deadly force of millions of very innocent sperm.

"If all the murders in the world where more into Jerking Off, the world would care a lot less about all the lives they are killing.

by The E Man11231 April 10, 2017

jerk-off

A contest in which two men must stare at each other while fapping. The first man to look away or cum loses. Blinking is safe.

“John, I challenge you to a jerk-off.”
“Alright, Jack. Where? When?”
“6:00a.m. this Saturday. The lot back behind the Giant.”

by Smoked Bear April 30, 2021

jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 21, 2005

Jerk off

When a guy rubs the shit out of his dick until a sticky white liquid comes out.

I need to go jerk off like I am while I write this definition.

by Hdhdirbegeuebv June 13, 2020

jerk-off

To masturbate; to play with oneself until you start to feel tingly.

I went to jerk-off in your face!

by Chris Feda August 23, 2007

jerking off

masturbating

"he loves jerking off. I hope so; he'll never get laid."

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

jerking off

something that you don't do at someone else's house

OMG did u hear that kevin was jerking off at brian's house??!!!

by not eton March 28, 2007