jenkem

Jenkem is made by putting shit mixed with urine in a bottle and and covered with a balloon and left out in the sun for several hours or days until fermented, the contents or the bottle will separate and release a gas which is captured in the balloon Inhaling the gas is said to have a high similar to that of cocaine, but with strong hallucinations, it originated in Africa, and is used in America, only by retarded little shit kid middle schoolers who don't know how to get real drugs so they resort to huffing poop

retarded 6th grader- wAnTSa gO Do sUm JEnKeM Is Reelli GOOoD ThIs COooL 7th GrADeR wHoSe pArEnTs gOt dIvOrIcEd tOlD Me tHaT It GeT yOu SOOoooOO hIgH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
reatrded 6th grade girl-- OooOOOHhhH THaT SoNdS SOOOoo cOoOoL!!!!!!!!11 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! wEZ bOuT tO gEtZ wAsTeD BaBii!!!!!

by Ryan Paxton November 19, 2007

jenkem

When someone says something that cannot possibly be true, because it is inherently bullshit .

Dave: "Marcus was telling me about some kids who ferment their own faeces and inhale the gas to get high. He said it's called jenkem."

Callum: "Sounds like a load of Jenkem to me mate."

by man room April 27, 2010

jenkem

This is a highly halluconigenic drug. Generally, it is used to Optimize Goatsex with a Bindi who has yhis.
Primarily, it is sold in Goatssechsschyre for the price of two Korean BJs and a dollar.

Shit whitey, I just got so damn high off of jenkem. It really was the bee's knees.

by Joey Orgler 2 November 28, 2007

jenkem

poop and pee dat ferments into a balloon and then sucked in by de user. also known as butt hash. literally good shit.

i was so high after i sucked dat jenkem

by balloon boozer December 03, 2007

jenkem

to do jenkem unto someone unexpectedly.
to crap all over someone's face and/or body.

dude, u gonna jenkem him?
dude, let's jenkem him.

by vmikeydet08 November 28, 2007

Jenkem

A highly hallucinogenic drug which results from huffing the fumes of your own fermented fecal matter. Users claim it gives an incredible rush, and that the taste of poo only lasts for a month.

The 70's was pot. The 80's was cocaine. The 90's had meth. Jenkem is now!!!

by Joey Orgler 3 May 07, 2008

Jenkems

jenkems is when you shit and piss in a plastic bag, leave it for a week, then when you open it, inhale and you get fried as a mother fucker

damn, me and nick matheson were doing jenkems on the weekend, trippy time yo, when i passed out, he put his balls all over me , and i was all like, "damm!!!, put that shit on /b/, gunna be a lot of bitches fapping to that CP" and we did, and now we do jenkems evry night

by pedobearsalloverthacp January 22, 2009